misplacedsyllables:

can’t wait for the day i’m completely healed and don’t have to question everyone’s intentions

(via currensysgirl)

fuckyeslilkim:

TRL Photo-booth

(via currensysgirl)

ruinedchildhood:

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via helloquirks)

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

(via sipral)

robtherich:

(via ruinedchildhood)

shitthehousessay:

Ravenclaw: *holding a cauliflower in front of Slytherin’s face* What is this

Slytherin: …a cauliflower?

Ravenclaw: *turning to Gryffindor* Now tell her what you think it is

Gryffindor: *arms folded* Ghost broccoli

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

piesandfalcs:

piesandfalcs:

WAIT SHIT

(via guy)